Why I Never Became a Ninja
Since I was a kid, watching old Kung Fu movies on Philippine TV and rented Betamax tapes, I've always aspired to be a ninja, or a kung fu master, or to do something ninja-ish.
I wished I could do stunts like this:
But reality quickly sank in, because all I could do was along the lines of this:
So I had to settle to being a paintball-ninja, then a technology-ninja, and also a daddy-ninja. I'm also now in training to become a poker-ninja master.
Oh well, it was just a dream.
